tweets from a middle-aged dad

this is a blog for julian's dumbass tweets. enjoy.



binkshapiro:

THIS FUCKING IDIOT DOESNT EVEN KNOW THE WEBSITE OF HIS OWN BAND

(via prediksh)

julian on the usage of ‘literally’

julian on the character limit

maskedvigilantes:

middle-aged dad in a midlife crisis

(Source: comedownmachines, via comedownmachines)

Julian on his favourite Justin Bieber song

Julian on handjobs

no wait

he meant handshakes

haha i just made this blog please bear with me here

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